Oh the hilarity!

Posted in Web Stuff on August 29th, 2007 by Ast

So I just happened to come across some really amusing stuff. First of all, Orneryboy… Dear lord this is amusing. The particular screencap that I have here is a tribute to all those that are unafraid to be non-PC. I almost peed when I read this one, I laughed so hard Here. Go see.

Soo Goood!

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Now since I am already posting things that will undoubtedly offend people, lets go for a 2-fer! I want a car that runs on babies! That would be awesome, in a really sick, population control kind of way. Don’t tell me you’ve never had that kind of thought. Don’t look at me in that tone of voice.

Sick and amusing comic

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Finally, here it is, the Mitnick Card. For those of you that are a little to distantly separated from the geek community, Kevin Mitnick is a Canadian that mastered social engineering and finally ended up in jail for hacking into US Government computers. He’s out now, and this continues to be funny to me…

The Mitnick Card

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Man killed by spiders while the government steals his rights!

Posted in Info Freedom, Web Stuff on August 29th, 2007 by Ast

Welcome to the latest edition of my ongoing warped web publication. Today we are going to talk about things that creep me out and things that piss me off. Doesn’t that sound like fun, boys and girls? I thought so. So let’s start off with the creepy stuff. I hate spiders. They creep me out. I was attacked by a bunch of spiders when I was a kid. It required some serious medical attention. Ever since then I have kind of had an aversion. Understandable I think. Anyway, some guy was keeping a bunch of potentially deadly spiders as pets. Dumbass. The spiders ganged up on him and killed him. Glad I wasn’t anywhere near.

Black Widow Spider

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Want to publish on your own because you don’t buy into the corporations that specialize in selling books? Hmm. Well, you probably won’t have a national bestseller, but at the same time, you can fulfill all of your paranoid fantasies by learning about self publishing through Guerilla Press. Kind of interesting, in a DIY bookbinding, spending too much of my free time doing this kind of way.

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Ever want to have someone explain, in simple words, how Einstein’s theory of relativity works? Me too. Dammit, Jim, I’m a mathematician not a… never mind.

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I found this graphic amusing. There really isn’t much more to it than that. It’s a geeky joke and I am all about those.

Star insult

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Finally, the thing that really torked me off today… Forcing a company to keep records of volitile information so that some corporate asshole can come by and troll through the records to “find wrongdoers.” Fuck that. I am seriously sick of the judicial system catering to big business simply because they control the purse strings. It’s high time that someone stand up and say something!

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